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badrapper:

awwww-cute:

Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

thedevilisawakewithinme:

The Alnwick Poison Garden is pretty much what you’d think it is: a garden full of plants that can kill you (among many other things). Some of the plants are so dangerous that they have to be kept behind bars. [x]


fave band:  we have an exciting announcement!!!!!
me:  STOP WAIT I HAVE NO MONEY PLS

foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

our-forelsket:

msrmoony:

Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation

Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED

why me? why is this happening to me?

#owwwwwww

another meme i won’t finish ● {4/20} female characters - Charlie Bradbury

➝ I was drunk! It was comic-con!

[insp]

dveon:

trying to make new friends

image

thenimbus:

ordinary-princess-chilling-queen:

A friend of mine took this picture at Phoenix Comic Con and it took me a moment to get it

im in pain

fovelshucker:

DONT BE FRIENDS WITH ME I LAUGH AT MY OWN JOKES FOR YEARS

neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

cedricdigory:

Have a nice ride back home!